What am I looking for sir?
“I don’t know, it could be anything, it could be big, it could be small, it could be any size really. And it probably “is seeking someone special”, and and — I’m seeing “purple” smell. Keep looking…”
Need help finding things?
Gotcha Hand Holders can find anything you need. Just call us!
“my *****, this is just fetchscript. Don’t let the GTW catch up with you.”
For me, .NET gotchas are those things that pup up unexpectedly (aren’t these called .pups?)
Pups Episode 1
If you don’t stop them now, they’ll end up becoming red-eye x32 agents and extracting files for recuitment cache.
PUPs, or pop up files (think of a doggie), come from the bottom of the screen, the pool, as new life for your phone (#elps-joy) and start appearing on your phone, but now in a cute way.
What are PUMs?
This is a new acronym. PUMs are celebratory features made from PUPs that find their purpose, for example, a bark or a firework, or something of that nature.
They use the yellow code seen in block 2-2 to create emotional representations, using the Universal Codex Structure (UCS) only.
-oui
p.s. I wish i could have warned you. ha
Stay tuned for next episode.
“PUMS – you have a (p)otentially (u)nwanted “prog”, may I (m)ake (s)uggestion?”
I am not talking about those little annoying quirks in Visual Studio that make it misbehave occasionally, nor the transient flaws you see while working with the debugger or editor.
-G.D.T – “I apologize”
In this book, I focus on the .NET Framework and language features that have consistently exhibited behavior that was not obvious to me.
“look at sports athlete incidents with this statement – the whole thing.”
Why should you be interested in learning about these?
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Because knowing these little gotchas will help you avoid mistakes. You will develop applications more quickly and some solutions will improve the performance of your applications.
Others will help you stay clear of problems that will make your code incorrect. Yet others will help you with hidden problems such as proper garbage collection.
“in other words, these are insider tips for having fun while you run into errors or events that may sway your opinion otherwise.”
Most books on .NET start by assuming that the reader knows little about it. Those books are intended to bring readers up to speed with .NET or one of its associated languages.
As more and more people learn to use any technology, a need arises not just to learn how to use it, but how to use it well, and do things right.
because….
CLR
MVC 1.0 – The Board is Clear (CLR – all time is synced at the same time with day and night presumably when the board is clear – clear –
“breathe in -“
(beep beep)
“shame what they did to gulliver. It’s a got **** shame”
A common platform for the execution of programs in .NET. The code written in a .NET language is first translated into the Microsoft Intermediate Language.
MSIL – thanks be to god
MSIL is VBScript now. VBScript had issues with them taking peoples patterns and implementing them into their missile to find and target people (consumer joke ha), so VBScript showed us limitless possibilities so it could be like skating on thin ice positive +.
-oui
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